I was riding on the train one time across from a chubby young woman reading a book. A guy sat next to her and started chatting her up.
"Do you read a lot?" he asked.
"WHAT???" she cried. "WHAT DID YOU SAY??"
"Uh...d-do you read a lot?"
"Oh," she said, laughing. "I thought you said did I EAT a lot!"
10 years
